Never let it be said that I only showed you my "highlight reel" and not the grungy, scary reality, because here it is folks. 13 weeks after a long day in the sketchy work bathroom.
Perhaps we should start with the differences between baby 1 and baby 2. Baby 1 - you get weekly updates complete with every burp, toot, and doctor's appointment. Baby 2 - you maybe get one update a trimester (I'm sorry baby 2, I'm trying for you) and you barely remember your doctor's appointment because Baby 1 thought that either a) he was going to get a shot while you were there or b) they were going to kill mama and cart her away, never to be seen again. So there was a lot of screaming and crying, despite PB's best efforts at distraction via fruit snacks.
But now that we are past the "you don't really look pregnant, just maybe like you drank a lot of beer and ate a lot of pizza" stage, I'll try to be better about updating. And remembering. And not ignoring you, baby 2. We do love you so!